Anyone know the answers the these jokes/riddles?
 

Don't ask.

How does a rodeo star get around?
What did they call the bug that the astronauts brought back from the moon?
What happened when sparky crossed the wires for his electric blanket and his toaster?
How do owners of large estates spend their time?
What is the famous old saying about building a fire in a kayak?
What is the advantage of buying a magnetic bulliten board?
What happened when a ship carrying purple paint collided with a ship carrying red paint?
Why couldnt Orgo keep his waterbed a secret?
What is the difference between a buffalo and a birthday cake?
Why are handcuffs like souvenirs?
What happened to Ray Floob after he fell off the Empire state building?
What should you NOT do if you want to help get rid of graffiti?

I didn't put arsenic in your buffalo?He died.Sitting on their butts and laughing at us."Man who build fire in kayak should not fart"

Really, these things seem wierd.