Hot pockets

Orpheus333 · 07-22-2004, 04:20 PM

My parents are away for the weekend so I decided to run and get some food, i got my Mt dew, lucky charms and then I was to get hot pockets...But they were no where to be found. So Im wandering around the frozen foods section for about 10min with this old couple watching me because they probably thought I was on drugs for buying lucky charms and Mt dew. Then I find them, The only problem was, it was just the stores showcase of the hot pockets...the new lean ones that taste like ****. Sooo close, but I had yet to succeed in my mission. So 10 min later walking through the frozen food section for about the 1 millionth time some guy walks up to me and says "Can I help you?" and I replied "Where are your damned hot pockets"...needless to say that weren't with the other frozen foods, maybe they are too 1337 for the cooler, but they were at the opposite side of the store; By the lunchables. WTF?

Then on my way home I was stopped at a light and this chick yells "hey, sweet ride" So then Im thinking "oh yeah, badass on campus, I wasn't driving the coolest car on the road, a '99 Toyota solara, but you could get laid in that car, perhaps not while getting groceries as I was but you could definitely get laid...then I look to my right and there was the sweetest mustang I have ever seen. To late to save my embarrassment as moments before I yelled back "thanks" and gave that cool nod of approval...

****ing mustangs.

Dev67 · 07-22-2004, 04:26 PM

arent solaras just camrys?

Orpheus333 · 07-22-2004, 04:31 PM

Its a 2 door...i dunno, it looks a little funny to me. It a cross betweem that and a celica, more celica-ish...but not quite as azn

Blazin Trav · 07-22-2004, 04:31 PM

Uh you are cool? Cooler than me? It would have been better if you got the girl's number or somethin. Too bad about the hot pockets.

ChILd-PrOdIgY · 07-22-2004, 04:32 PM

LOL thats so funny. Yea wtf is up with the Hot Pockets being there? Ghey store. Lol soz about the mustang thing. You've must'ove been like... "oh ****"

loser.exe · 07-22-2004, 04:33 PM

hot pockets = good, the beef or steak or whatev with cheese = the worst **** in the whole friggin world

Orpheus333 · 07-22-2004, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loser.exe

hot pockets = good, the beef or steak or whatev with cheese = the worst **** in the whole friggin world

philly cheese steak....because thats what i got. DAMNIT

Br0k3nArr0w · 07-22-2004, 04:41 PM

I've been stared at in the supermarket before for deciding on what to buy. I never leave my house or the house I'm at when I'm baked, simply for safety precautions, I'd never drive while under the influence. So I'm standing in the frozen section looking, and these two older ****s in their 60's or so, are standing about 10 feet away from me, about 2" from each other, and are like doing that thing where they look away, but are still looking at you and mutter something to the other one. I hadn't showered, and I was wearing a four year old offspring shirt with plaid pajama bottoms and flip-flops, and I swear I heard 'burnout.' Then after this part, I don't know what happened. It was something along the lines of me drawing my katana, and then they pulled out AK-47's and started busting off clips of hot metal. I proceded to slow down the time around me using the "Taimo-sozoroaruki" technique I learned from Grandmaster Kagero in the dojo in the sanctuary on Mt. Hiei. After dodging the plethora of bullets fired at me, I used the technique "Yarisugi-hitotachi-gihou" I learned from Master Yukikaze in the snowy peak of Mt. Akaishidake and after doing a sort of pinwheel slash through the air, dismembering the elderly couple, I spun my daito in such a speed that it actually heated to the red-hot shade it had attained during its smithing, and I cut down both my opponents in a hail of fiery cuts not seen since the Battle of Kyoto during the Meiji revolution. Then I went home and finished my damn Cheeseburger Hot Pockets.

Uncle Dirt · 07-22-2004, 05:10 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are nuts!

Pvt.Package · 07-22-2004, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orpheus333

My parents are away for the weekend so I decided to run and get some food, i got my Mt dew, lucky charms and then I was to get hot pockets...But they were no where to be found. So Im wandering around the frozen foods section for about 10min with this old couple watching me because they probably thought I was on drugs for buying lucky charms and Mt dew. Then I find them, The only problem was, it was just the stores showcase of the hot pockets...the new lean ones that taste like ****. Sooo close, but I had yet to succeed in my mission. So 10 min later walking through the frozen food section for about the 1 millionth time some guy walks up to me and says "Can I help you?" and I replied "Where are your damned hot pockets"...needless to say that weren't with the other frozen foods, maybe they are too 1337 for the cooler, but they were at the opposite side of the store; By the lunchables. WTF?

Then on my way home I was stopped at a light and this chick yells "hey, sweet ride" So then Im thinking "oh yeah, badass on campus, I wasn't driving the coolest car on the road, a '99 Toyota solara, but you could get laid in that car, perhaps not while getting groceries as I was but you could definitely get laid...then I look to my right and there was the sweetest mustang I have ever seen. To late to save my embarrassment as moments before I yelled back "thanks" and gave that cool nod of approval...

****ing mustangs.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

That's ****ing hilarious! Holy **** man, I woulda felt like the biggest douchebag on the planet. I woulda ran the light just to get away. Holy **** that's ****ing funny.

dj krypplephite · 07-22-2004, 07:07 PM

harsh. but you have to get hot pockets, cheetos, mt. dew, and reeses to live it up.