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Old 08-21-2008, 09:20 PM   #1
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Default How to start the day with a positive outlook!

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:43 PM   #2
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HA! HA! HA!

I'm starting with Hillary, though.
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:47 PM   #3
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HA! HA! HA!

I'm starting with Hillary, though.
Thought she was gone? LOL
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Oh...yeah... HA! HA! I'm a dumb ass, ignore me.
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Old 08-21-2008, 11:32 PM   #5
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For your daily dose of racism:

The last thing this country needs is a black man in the white house asking for change.

>.>

<.<

I know, I know, I should be ashamed :P.

Quote:
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. ?????
8. Profit!!!
Power to the /b/tards!
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Old 08-22-2008, 04:27 PM   #6
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For your daily dose of racism:

The last thing this country needs is a black man in the white house asking for change.

>.>

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I know, I know, I should be ashamed :P.



Power to the /b/tards!
LMAO!! WOOT +1 (if i can)
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