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12-28-2006, 04:45 PM
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| im your daddy.. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ...with your mom
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   |  Canibal Island Joke... Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." I dunno if this was posted, but when I heard it, I couldnt stop laughing... |
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12-28-2006, 08:00 PM
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| :)  Join Date: May 2006 Location: chicago
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 | lol i heard a different version of it. Mine version was about a polish guy a russian guy and a franch guy. They had to put a flower up their anus |
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12-28-2006, 08:25 PM
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| Omaha Sessions Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: wherever im taken
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12-28-2006, 10:41 PM
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| im your daddy.. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ...with your mom
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| you know, flowers would be easy, unless they were venus flytraps  |
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12-29-2006, 07:01 PM
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| :) Join Date: May 2006 Location: chicago
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| one of the flowers was a normal house plant the second was a rose and the third was a CACTUS |
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12-30-2006, 03:23 AM
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| Waffle Fries!!! Super Moderator  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Fort Knox, KY
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 | My version has 3 guys on a farm, the farmer's daughter, and watermelons. |
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12-30-2006, 10:43 AM
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| Look Alive!  Join Date: Nov 2006
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| The version I learned had a snowman, a baked potato, and a Loch Ness fetus. |
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12-31-2006, 12:25 AM
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| The Don Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: West Chester
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01-02-2007, 01:02 AM
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| im your daddy.. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ...with your mom
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| Do you realize how big that thing would be... Probally the size of the 3D mark 06 render test movie.... Btw, that little video is kick ass on 3d mark lol... |
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