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04-28-2004, 05:45 PM
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| PiMp o' D sOUth Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: hOmE Of thE nEwly dEAd And thE nEwly wEd
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   |  8 reasons to date female soccer players 8 Reasons to date a soccer player 1) We work w/balls really well 2) We do it for 90 minutes in 11 different positions 3)We like to be on top of our game 4) We enjoy getting hot and sweaty 5) We wear short shorts for better play 6) We are used to getting/talking dirty 7) We know how to take it up the middle 8) We play the field until we score |
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04-28-2004, 05:54 PM
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| lookin around Join Date: Sep 2003
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| lol the way that joke is written it sounds like your the female soccer player. |
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04-28-2004, 06:19 PM
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| thats a funny 1, i know a hot soccer player :P |
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04-28-2004, 06:50 PM
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| PiMp o' D sOUth Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: hOmE Of thE nEwly dEAd And thE nEwly wEd
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| nah i took it from one of my soccer playin gurl friends (friend thats a gurl dun take me wrong) so i didn't feel like modifying it.... |
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04-28-2004, 06:52 PM
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| Yeah Toast! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Park
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  | Funny, but hasnt about the same thing been written about every other professional sport too? |
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04-28-2004, 08:57 PM
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| PiMp o' D sOUth Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: hOmE Of thE nEwly dEAd And thE nEwly wEd
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| not to my knowledge bud |
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04-28-2004, 09:56 PM
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| Caboose RvB Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: i live in Mormon Land, aka utah
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| that was great |
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04-28-2004, 10:01 PM
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| =(h34dsh0t)=> Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Texas
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| interesting way to think about soccer players |
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04-28-2004, 10:06 PM
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| dood u could say that about any sport like baseall, we like to swing our bats etc. |
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04-28-2004, 10:07 PM
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| \/ MY CAR \/ Join Date: Apr 2004
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| yah, nice!!!! |
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04-29-2004, 05:42 AM
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04-29-2004, 08:14 AM
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04-29-2004, 08:54 AM
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| lol All i need to do is find a soccer player gf.... |
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04-29-2004, 06:32 PM
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| ill see if i can get a pick or 2 of my friend i got this from... u might all be surprised that she is single at the moment |
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04-29-2004, 06:49 PM
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04-29-2004, 08:08 PM
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| Hahaha hilarious. Good one |
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04-29-2004, 08:11 PM
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